Glow in the dark tape

Lighting Stripes and magic tape are illuminating advertising spaces. These products project a continuous 180-degree light, bright enough to be seen from up to 130 meters/426 ft at night. The tape is totally flexible and can be wrapped around any surface as well as cut to any shape and size.

Get Organised!

Maybe you're someone who constantly thinks: if only I were more organised? Or maybe you're one of those overly organised people who knows exactly where everything is at all times and is always searching for the next best thing to fuel your obsessive compulsive tendencies? Then the Cocoon GRID-IT Organiser is for you. Woven elastic bands hold your stuff in place - whether it's electronics or the bottomless pit of a toolbox. The Cacoon GRID-IT could even be used for toilteries. Organisation never looked better.

On your marks. Jetset. Go!

This is Jet Powered bike and is the first of it's kind bike industry. When the Jet is activated the bike can travel up to speeds of 80 to 100 mph as it is driven by 4.4 horse power of the jet. The Jet Bike uses the same fuel as Naval fighter jet and nitrogen gas to keep it cool. The bike costs a cool $150,000US, let alone the life insurance policy you would need to cover riding one of these bad boys.

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Hoods turn Heads

Get yourself a new hood top which will definitely turn some heads. You can be anyone you want now with Head Hoods

The Love Mattress

Placing your arm under your partner’s body usually causes what experts call Dead Arm. Not any more, due to the Love Mattress. This Mattress offers partners a simple yet effective position for embracing/cuddling. Your arm and shoulder can occupy the gaps when you are lying on your side, allowing you to hug your loved one intimately without the Dead Arm. For more comfort, the middle portion of The Love Mattress in a single unit, and other parts add on to both ends. Each part is covered by special smooth fabric, which lets the arm dip easily below and around the one your with.

Tea Lights with a twist of Apple or Orange.

The guys over at Perpetual Kid have the Candle Carver, which turns the most basic fruit or vegetable into something unusual! Simply twist the Candle Carver into apples, pears, squash or even mini pumpkins and which creates a hole that is the right size for a tea light candle. So turn the lights off and light those romantic apple candles.

Wax works for this device.

Here is a gadget to remove your ear-wax. The site quotes "Now you don’t need the help of another person?" What the?? The device named "King’s Idea" features a camera/light at the one end and a viewer at the other end to take a proper look at the ear-wax. The device has an anti-bacterial ASB resin/glass/stainless steel make, a 9V battery powers it and retails for about $87.

A Star Among Ninja's

Each Ninja Star Coat Hook is made out of super strong, nickel-plated zinc alloy. One star tip is replaced with a screw, so you can just pick where you want it and screw it into your wall. It will look like a Ninja has attacked your office or home and you beat him so easily that you now mock his attempt by using his own weapons to hold up your coat.

Relax for only $40,000?

Hold off on buying your new car, paying the mortage, and buying a fancy new MacBook because if you want yourself a Relaxman, it's going to cost you $40,000 plus an outrageous shipping fee. Not quite as relaxing, but definitely more entertaining are the reviews for the Relaxman on Amazon.

Wash that mouse.

If the Germ-free mouse doesn't make you feel clean enough, try the Belkin Washable Mouse at around $22US. With a water-resistant design, the washable mouse can endure spills and you can hand-wash it right under a running tap. Dirt, food, liquids, germs, bacteria--all wash right off with some soap and water.

Swiss Army Chocolate

This delectable Swiss Chocolate Knife is made of the finest Swiss chocolate, and is filled with hazelnut praline. Featuring the Victorinox Swiss Army logo, this fine confection is modeled after the Swiss Army Spartan multitool.

Independance Sale

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Something for the Stalkers

The Motorola RAZR V3 6X Telescope lens for mobile/cell phones is for that budding stalker or Paparazzo. Exchange the back-shell of your mobile/cell phone with the one bundled to be able to mount the lens. At this stage it is only available for Motorola RAZR V3 mobile/cell camera phones from Brando & is on sale for only $12.

The Ad's have Escalated

Here's some of the coolest, most creative uses of escalators in advertising going around at the moment. I particularly like the Consol Energy on coming train.

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