Bacon, Bacon, Bacon.

Here are some items I found when I typed in word "Bacon" on Amazon.com. Crazy I know but what 's even crazier is what's on offer. Type in Pickles. I dare you.

The Love Mattress

Placing your arm under your partner’s body usually causes what experts call Dead Arm. Not any more, due to the Love Mattress. This Mattress offers partners a simple yet effective position for embracing/cuddling. Your arm and shoulder can occupy the gaps when you are lying on your side, allowing you to hug your loved one intimately without the Dead Arm. For more comfort, the middle portion of The Love Mattress in a single unit, and other parts add on to both ends. Each part is covered by special smooth fabric, which lets the arm dip easily below and around the one your with.

Tea Lights with a twist of Apple or Orange.

The guys over at Perpetual Kid have the Candle Carver, which turns the most basic fruit or vegetable into something unusual! Simply twist the Candle Carver into apples, pears, squash or even mini pumpkins and which creates a hole that is the right size for a tea light candle. So turn the lights off and light those romantic apple candles.

Wax works for this device.

Here is a gadget to remove your ear-wax. The site quotes "Now you don’t need the help of another person?" What the?? The device named "King’s Idea" features a camera/light at the one end and a viewer at the other end to take a proper look at the ear-wax. The device has an anti-bacterial ASB resin/glass/stainless steel make, a 9V battery powers it and retails for about $87.